All the shit, from the most favorite, to the shittest, below.

Most Rated

  1. Georgie Pie Nostalgia (43)
  2. Kiwiana (38)
  3. Tattoos (37)
  4. Meticulous Bill Splitting (31)
  5. Vogels Bread (29)
  6. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) (28)
  7. The Flat White (27)
  8. Your Shit (27)
  9. Dumb News (26)
  10. Jandals (26)
  11. Tall Poppy Syndrome (22)
  12. New Zealand T-Shirts (21)
  13. Reckless Driving (21)
  14. Winter, what winter? (21)
  15. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” (19)
  16. Border Control (16)
  17. Expensive Fashion (16)
  18. Le Country We Love To Hate (16)
  19. Dub and/or Reggae Music (15)
  20. Hating Auckland (15)
  21. Manly men & even manlier women (15)
  22. The Sausage Sizzle (15)
  23. Putting New Zealand On The Map (14)
  24. Eftpos (14)
  25. Trade Me (11)
  26. The Land Line Telephone (11)
  27. Cheap TV Adverts (10)
  28. Sushi (9)
  29. Public Service Advertising (8)
  30. The Curse of Shortland Street (8)
  31. Bogans (8)
  32. Positive Identity Reinforcement (7)
  33. Choking (7)
  34. Cowboy Property Development (7)
  35. Advertorials (7)
  36. Tomato Sauce (7)
  37. Taking Ourselves Seriously (6)
  38. Per Capita Statistics (6)
  39. The Appearance Of Being Green (6)
  40. Number 8 Wire (6)
  41. Scroggin (6)
  42. Spirulina (5)
  43. Public Holiday Surcharges (5)
  44. 90s Facial Hair (4)
  45. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes (4)
  46. Weddings on Beaches (3)
  47. Taniwha-Based Transport Policy (3)
  48. The Colour Black (2)
  49. Frequent Weather Reports (2)
  50. Disclaimer (2)
  51. Sporting black humour (2)
  52. Leaving New Zealand (1)
  53. Exercise (1)
  54. Kiwiana Diorama (1)
  55. Tapas (1)
  56. Results (1)
  57. Protesting (1)

Highest Rated

  1. Positive Identity Reinforcement 11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  2. Bogans 10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  3. Winter, what winter? 7 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  4. Vogels Bread 7 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  5. Le Country We Love To Hate 6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  6. Meticulous Bill Splitting 6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  7. The Sausage Sizzle 6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  8. Frontier Politics 5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  9. Trade Me 4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  10. The Land Line Telephone 4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  11. Tomato Sauce 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  12. Advertorials 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  13. Eftpos 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  14. Border Control 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  15. Protesting 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  16. Number 8 Wire 2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  17. Talking About House Prices 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  18. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) 13 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5 (4.92 out of 5)
  19. The Colour Black 12 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5 (4.92 out of 5)
  20. Weddings on Beaches 6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)
  21. Dumb News 6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)
  22. The Appearance Of Being Green 5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5 (4.80 out of 5)
  23. Expensive Fashion 5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5 (4.80 out of 5)
  24. Frequent Weather Reports 25 votes, average: 4.72 out of 525 votes, average: 4.72 out of 525 votes, average: 4.72 out of 525 votes, average: 4.72 out of 525 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5 (4.72 out of 5)
  25. Leaving New Zealand 7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5 (4.71 out of 5)
  26. Cheap TV Adverts 6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  27. Tall Poppy Syndrome 3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  28. The Curse of Shortland Street 3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  29. Scroggin 3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  30. Sushi 5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5 (4.60 out of 5)
  31. Per Capita Statistics 24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5 (4.54 out of 5)
  32. Jandals 8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 58 votes, average: 4.50 out of 58 votes, average: 4.50 out of 58 votes, average: 4.50 out of 58 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  33. Manly men & even manlier women 6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  34. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” 4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  35. Taniwha-Based Transport Policy 2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  36. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes 13 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5 (4.46 out of 5)
  37. Hating Auckland 8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5 (4.38 out of 5)
  38. Georgie Pie Nostalgia 32 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5 (4.34 out of 5)
  39. Kiwiana 12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5 (4.25 out of 5)
  40. Public Service Advertising 12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5 (4.25 out of 5)
  41. Spirulina 8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 58 votes, average: 4.25 out of 58 votes, average: 4.25 out of 58 votes, average: 4.25 out of 58 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5 (4.25 out of 5)
  42. Reckless Driving 24 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5 (3.92 out of 5)
  43. Choking 8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5 (3.88 out of 5)
  44. Putting New Zealand On The Map 6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5 (3.83 out of 5)
  45. Exercise 6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5 (3.83 out of 5)
  46. The Flat White 17 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5 (3.76 out of 5)
  47. New Zealand T-Shirts 6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 56 votes, average: 3.67 out of 56 votes, average: 3.67 out of 56 votes, average: 3.67 out of 56 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5 (3.67 out of 5)
  48. Sporting black humour 3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 53 votes, average: 3.67 out of 53 votes, average: 3.67 out of 53 votes, average: 3.67 out of 53 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5 (3.67 out of 5)
  49. Tattoos 16 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5 (3.63 out of 5)
  50. Taking Ourselves Seriously 4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5 (3.50 out of 5)
  51. Cowboy Property Development 3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5 (3.33 out of 5)
  52. Public Holiday Surcharges 3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5 (3.33 out of 5)
  53. 90s Facial Hair 17 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5 (2.88 out of 5)
  54. Dub and/or Reggae Music 15 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 5 (2.87 out of 5)
  55. Tapas 9 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 5 (2.56 out of 5)

Most Viewed

  1. Tattoos ( 13,839 views)
  2. Jandals ( 12,979 views)
  3. New Zealand T-Shirts ( 7,185 views)
  4. The Flat White ( 6,295 views)
  5. Tall Poppy Syndrome ( 6,122 views)
  6. Kiwiana ( 5,853 views)
  7. Georgie Pie Nostalgia ( 5,057 views)
  8. Vogels Bread ( 4,400 views)
  9. Sushi ( 4,228 views)
  10. The Curse of Shortland Street ( 3,630 views)
  11. Bogans ( 3,296 views)
  12. Winter, what winter? ( 3,219 views)
  13. The Sausage Sizzle ( 3,160 views)
  14. Trade Me ( 2,876 views)
  15. Positive Identity Reinforcement ( 2,865 views)
  16. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) ( 2,833 views)
  17. Manly men & even manlier women ( 2,660 views)
  18. Number 8 Wire ( 2,574 views)
  19. Hating Auckland ( 2,525 views)
  20. Per Capita Statistics ( 2,506 views)
  21. Eftpos ( 2,433 views)
  22. Meticulous Bill Splitting ( 2,229 views)
  23. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” ( 2,227 views)
  24. Public Holiday Surcharges ( 2,104 views)
  25. Sporting black humour ( 2,052 views)
  26. The Land Line Telephone ( 2,028 views)
  27. Le Country We Love To Hate ( 1,967 views)
  28. Border Control ( 1,923 views)
  29. Leaving New Zealand ( 1,735 views)
  30. Putting New Zealand On The Map ( 1,571 views)
  31. Scroggin ( 1,528 views)
  32. Reckless Driving ( 1,525 views)
  33. 90s Facial Hair ( 1,480 views)
  34. Expensive Fashion ( 1,458 views)
  35. Dumb News ( 1,397 views)
  36. Spirulina ( 1,390 views)
  37. Tomato Sauce ( 1,355 views)
  38. Dub and/or Reggae Music ( 1,331 views)
  39. The Colour Black ( 1,319 views)
  40. Taking Ourselves Seriously ( 1,213 views)
  41. Cheap TV Adverts ( 1,168 views)
  42. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes ( 1,163 views)
  43. Exercise ( 1,074 views)
  44. Public Service Advertising ( 1,021 views)
  45. Taniwha-Based Transport Policy ( 978 views)
  46. Advertorials ( 949 views)
  47. Talking About House Prices ( 944 views)
  48. Choking ( 928 views)
  49. The Appearance Of Being Green ( 907 views)
  50. Weddings on Beaches ( 891 views)
  51. Frequent Weather Reports ( 838 views)
  52. Cowboy Property Development ( 707 views)
  53. Frontier Politics ( 702 views)
  54. Protesting ( 687 views)
  55. Tapas ( 586 views)

Most Rated

  1. Georgie Pie Nostalgia - 32 votes
  2. Frequent Weather Reports - 25 votes
  3. Per Capita Statistics - 24 votes
  4. Reckless Driving - 24 votes
  5. The Flat White - 17 votes
  6. 90s Facial Hair - 17 votes
  7. Tattoos - 16 votes
  8. Dub and/or Reggae Music - 15 votes
  9. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) - 13 votes
  10. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes - 13 votes
  11. The Colour Black - 12 votes
  12. Kiwiana - 12 votes
  13. Public Service Advertising - 12 votes
  14. Positive Identity Reinforcement - 11 votes
  15. Bogans - 10 votes
  16. Tapas - 9 votes
  17. Jandals - 8 votes
  18. Hating Auckland - 8 votes
  19. Spirulina - 8 votes
  20. Choking - 8 votes
  21. Winter, what winter? - 7 votes
  22. Vogels Bread - 7 votes
  23. Leaving New Zealand - 7 votes
  24. Le Country We Love To Hate - 6 votes
  25. Meticulous Bill Splitting - 6 votes
  26. The Sausage Sizzle - 6 votes
  27. Weddings on Beaches - 6 votes
  28. Dumb News - 6 votes
  29. Cheap TV Adverts - 6 votes
  30. Manly men & even manlier women - 6 votes
  31. Putting New Zealand On The Map - 6 votes
  32. Exercise - 6 votes
  33. New Zealand T-Shirts - 6 votes
  34. Frontier Politics - 5 votes
  35. The Appearance Of Being Green - 5 votes
  36. Expensive Fashion - 5 votes
  37. Sushi - 5 votes
  38. Trade Me - 4 votes
  39. The Land Line Telephone - 4 votes
  40. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” - 4 votes
  41. Taking Ourselves Seriously - 4 votes
  42. Tomato Sauce - 3 votes
  43. Advertorials - 3 votes
  44. Eftpos - 3 votes
  45. Border Control - 3 votes
  46. Protesting - 3 votes
  47. Tall Poppy Syndrome - 3 votes
  48. The Curse of Shortland Street - 3 votes
  49. Scroggin - 3 votes
  50. Sporting black humour - 3 votes
  51. Cowboy Property Development - 3 votes
  52. Public Holiday Surcharges - 3 votes
  53. Number 8 Wire - 2 votes
  54. Taniwha-Based Transport Policy - 2 votes
  55. Talking About House Prices - 1 votes

Recent Comments

  1. Josephina Galbreath on Kiwiana Diorama
     --> hi there thanks for your thoughts. I enjoy it. When you want you can check my blog freeshedplanstips.info. Maybe you will get some useful info.
  2. Kenna Ferraro on Meticulous Bill Splitting
     --> Thank you for your blog post.Much thanks again. Want more.
  3. hybrid on Kiwiana
     --> Hi Selwyn Great site. Kiwiana what a typically arrogant pakeha made up term,(lets put some Maori wording in there to sound cultured) reminds me of the ‘Chainui Tea’ recently launched on the...
  4. Eddie on Leaving New Zealand
     --> “holy shit” new Zealand is boring
  5. nz person on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> –, for the record, I’m not here to defend nz language.. I think its funny to hear external perspectives of Our language. And its true, so true!...
  6. nz person on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> how far in language history should we roll back – to be officially correct? New Zealanders should speak like the English still? Hangon, so we must...
  7. jimmy on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> Come on guys. Don’t you recognise irony when you see it? Check out the Rich List some time all you defenders of Tall Poppy beneficiaries of unbridled neo-con capitalism (ie....
  8. reuben on Taniwha-Based Transport Policy
     --> Foo, turns out the taniwha didn’t approve cause the Iwi protested against the prison and the prison is now sinking into the ground. It’s cost $100million over the $30million...
  9. آژانس هواپیمایی on Spirulina
     --> A very useful and helpful site with great articles for everyone and for me too. I discovered your website from a link posted on a forum. I will Come here regularly because i like your...
  10. john on Jandals
     --> dont swear man
  11. john on Jandals
     --> wtf
  12. fashion designer on Jandals
     --> Good – I should certainly pronounce, impressed with your web site. I had no trouble navigating through all the tabs and related info ended up being truly easy to do to access. I recently found what...
  13. Brody Culpepper on Putting New Zealand On The Map
     --> Rugby World Cup – now THAT oughtta put New Zealand on the map. Unless they confuse it for Wales, and NOBODY knows where that is.
  14. Mark on Cheap TV Adverts
     --> Remember at Dave’s, a disaster a day lets you stretch out your pay …
  15. Katie Henderson on Kiwiana
     --> Hi there I am Katie and I love Fraser McDonald because of his small penis <3
  16. Fiona on Spirulina
     --> DATE: September 23,2011 FROM: TIANJIN NORLAND BIOTECH CO.,LTD(China) Dear Sirs, Good day! We are a Professional manufacturer&supplier of: Organic Spirulina Spirulina Algae powder Chlorella Algae powder...
  17. Chris on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> Yeah, definitely wrong box, mate. You and I seem to be talking about completely different things (after all I’m saying it’s the same EVERYWHERE, not just NZ). Still, no harm done.
  18. Utah on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> Ignore or delete this, wrong box sorry?
  19. Utah on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> I agree! I was born in New Zealand and sadly have grown up in New Zealand and by default I am a New Zealander. I love New Zealand’s landscape, scenic beauty etc but I hate the people. I’ve never...
  20. Utah on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> I agree! I was born in New Zealand and sadly have grown up in New Zealand and by default I am a New Zealander. I love New Zealand’s landscape, scenic beauty etc but I hate the people. I’ve...
  21. Rose on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> Katja you absolute racist asshole. That’s all from me!
  22. Curt on The Sausage Sizzle
     --> wish to appreciate the attempts you have made in writing this posting. I hope the same best work of your stuff in the future as well. The fact is your creative writing capabilities has motivated me to...
  23. Wilhemina Damas on Advertorials
     --> Way to go to Vettel at Monza on Sunday. Enjoyed the race. In addition good to see Button doing well. Shame about Massa crashing out though. Trust everyone at http://www.kiwianarama.co.n...
  24. Alastair on Cowboy Property Development
     --> I found your weblog on the internet and look several of the earlier articles. Preserve up great work. Looking for to reading through added from you at a later date!.
  25. ipod touch price on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> Wonderful page and simple to understand description. Could I link this article on my site.
  26. Selwyn Nogood on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> > We are an English speaking country, the maoris are in the minority here. This needs to go.. This should start a lively debate.
  27. Katja on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> The way kiwis say foura instead of four, thray instead of three, toe instead of two really irritates me. Oh yes…and ‘yo’ for you. They also...
  28. Emma on Your Shit
     --> I think there definitely needs to be an article dedicated to the humble kiwi man shorts, more commonly known as stubbies. Just a suggestion.
  29. al on Trade Me
     --> I wish we had Trademe in Australia. We only have that horrible Ebay here. I used Tradme in NZ, it is great. I used RICARDO in Europe, that is great too.
  30. Tiiu on Winter, what winter?
     --> @Claudio: hell, you’re not the only one :-) I am a German having lived in other countries. But NZ and ‘Failington’ (as a friend so correctly describe the capital of NZ) have never...
  31. edgardevon on Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes
     --> As individual as women are, so are the gifts that can be given to them. Even a box of chocolates these days can be turned into a one of a kind original.
  32. jasom on Your Shit
     --> nice report
  33. getting my ex back on The Land Line Telephone
     --> Hey, you used to write wonderful, but the last few posts have been kinda boring… I miss your super writings. Past several posts are just a little bit out of track! come on!
  34. mom on Your Shit
     --> you fuckin fag
  35. jimmy on Your Shit
     --> your a fag
  36. lockets for women on Trade Me
     --> Thought I may contribute this “If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies… It would be a sad...
  37. rose on Kiwiana
     --> actually watties does taste really bad and hockey pockey is not a very good ice cream. i guess most kiwis just think this is good cause most have not been out of nz yet. there’s a very strong monopoly of...
  38. Urban fox hunter on Meticulous Bill Splitting
     --> A competitive sport, just brilliant and so true. After some time in London we have banished this trait and happily seek to maximise our return, possibly because we now have some cash...
  39. world wide web on Advertorials
     --> As a web resource for businesses and engineering enthusiasts to follow the newest and best developments in Unified Communications, IP Telephony, Hosted Communications and VoIP.
  40. Creatine Supplements Benefits on Trade Me
     --> I think this is one of the such a lot vital information for me. And i’m happy reading your article. However want to commentary on few basic things, The website style is perfect,...
  41. Nicki on 90s Facial Hair
     --> What do you mean – grunge is out? And skirts over trousers ? Typical kiwi – you didn’t know that fashion is cyclic – just keeps coming back. Thats why so many older bald guys...
  42. sacredsage on Hating Auckland
     --> LOL
  43. sacredsage on Hating Auckland
     --> nice o here from all the kiwi’s here now to here from an amereican that everyone hates but at least we have a basketball player living up to his name … anyway are you sure your...
  44. Liz on Kiwiana
     --> Haha is your name a play on your real name – Selwyn Toogood? Or however you spell it?…… talk about 2 degrees of freedom – oh wait, thats another kiwi icon – hahahahahahahaha Also, not...
  45. Liz on Kiwiana
     --> Agree!!!
  46. Liz on Kiwiana
     --> Hahahahaha that’s rich. You must’ve avoided a lot of countries if your set on believing that NZ is at the bottom of the heap. We are in the top %3 of richest countries in the world – that means...
  47. Nancy Rios on Per Capita Statistics
     --> I wouldn’t feel as if you should be using loincloths made of dingo skin, as good as we’ve been place to formulate. Around we understand it’s importance figuring out, it is...
  48. Phoenix on Your Shit
     --> Hmmm. But the Kiwi is such a good national emblem for New Zealand and represents the people in this country so well. 1. It is flightless, eg going nowhere. 2. It has a big nose (beak) that it uses to dig...
  49. Phoenix on Your Shit
     --> Yeah but New Zealanders haven’t discovered insulation yet either. So it’s reasonable to assume that mixer taps would simply be far to advanced for them as well. Lets face it NZ is country...
  50. Phoenix on Trade Me
     --> Yep can’t deny that New Zealander’s like a bargain. But in reality this is just another way of saying that they are too cheap to buy something at full price, and will spend hours looking for the...
  51. Clara Patterson on Trade Me
     --> This article is actually very educational. I appreciate the moment you put in publishing this post. I would like to become a nurse, do you have any option where I could get data about nurse salaries,...
  52. Brenda on Bogans
     --> A nice supplement to this story: http://www.nzonscreen.com/titl e/bogans-2004
  53. Selwyn Nogood on Your Shit
     --> Wash with soap under the freezing tap until my skin is numb enough to withstand 5 seconds of scalding water to rinse it off. Clearly the sign of a highly advanced culture.
  54. Brody on Your Shit
     --> Why are ‘mixer taps’ considered bourgeois? Really, I want to wash-up out of one tap with warm water, not a sink with two separate taps, one with ice water, and one that will scald the skin off of...
  55. Giter on Per Capita Statistics
     --> Hej.Gratulacje z powodu bardzo dobrze napisanego kawalka.Duzo mozna znalezc w sieci na taki temat ale tutaj autor wszystko przedstawia jak trzeba.Hej!
  56. physio the rapist on Kiwiana
     --> jesus, thank god (yep i used them words) you didn’t mention how shit marmite actually is, and that the ‘weetbix kids are kiwi kids’ ad’s were a direct rip off of the...
  57. Dante Lape on Number 8 Wire
     --> Hey webmaster, I love your site, but you should probably do some SEO to help others come across your blog! I wouldn’t find your site if my mate didn’t sent me the link. This guide helped...
  58. Tayjah on Kiwiana
     --> I think nogood has too much time on his hands to be talking shit about facts he has no idea about!!! The only thing thats shit is someone like this idiot who wastes time trying to piss people off with his ill...
  59. backlinks on 90s Facial Hair
     --> Aw, this was a very nice post. In idea I wish to put in writing like this additionally – taking time and precise effort to make an excellent article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot...
  60. Philip on Tattoos
     --> Could not have said it any better :-)
  61. Phoenix on Per Capita Statistics
     --> Here are a few “per capita” statistics we should NOT be proud of. These are NZ’s OECD and World rankings (per capita) Worst country for *Suicide rates in ages 15-24 *Melanoma Rates...
  62. SMS Marketing on The Land Line Telephone
     --> I hope soon in New Zealand you can enjoy of SMS as much as we do in the USA. Text Marketing is big over here.
  63. SMS Marketing on The Land Line Telephone
     --> I hope soon in New Zealand you can enjoy of SMS as much as we do in the USA. Text Marketing is big over here.
  64. Chris on Cheap TV Adverts
     --> How did we go through that many comments with no mention of Briscoes?
  65. Phoenix on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> Thank-you Em for posting your reply, you have managed to give fantastic examples of a number of things mentioned in my original post. You are obviously resentful of people with money, admit openly...
  66. Em on Expensive Fashion
     --> I’m horrified!! I’m terribly fashionable, Air NZ fashion week anyone! Do agree with the over priced clothing tho, unless you shop at the warehouse or kmart. :)
  67. Em on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> Phoenix, you sound like an idiot. Why don’t you take your hard earned money and f**k off to some other, far better country and stop bad mouthing your own! Far too ignorant to see the NZ is...
  68. Kaden on Putting New Zealand On The Map
     --> yuwXhs You’ve hit the ball out the park! Incredible!
  69. Michael on New Zealand T-Shirts
     --> Hey courtney. your blog, “smallest number of words – biggest message”. Gets my vote for blog of the month. :)
  70. Selwyn Nogood on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> You should find plenty of the sort of photos you’re after, if you type into Google Images “I am a small, fat, bald man with no friends and I live with my mother. Who I secretly...
  71. Selwyn Nogood on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> It made my day reading this comment. Thanks Mike.
  72. Mike on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> It has made my day reading these posts. I get tired and frustrated by semi-literate Gorons attempting to convince me that their crude ignorance is better than my knowledge. I hope one day we will...
  73. Free bukkake on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Very good looking slut. Where can I find more pics of her?
  74. MeadowCrush on Le Country We Love To Hate
     --> Read the intro http://www.kiwianarama.co.nz/l e-country-we-love-to-hate/ This comment was originally posted onTwitter
  75. Murray Hewitt on Dumb News
     --> Sorry mate I’m neither. Murray Hewitt is just a devastatingly clever pseudonym (that I stole from Flight of the Conchords).
  76. Peter Skilling on Dumb News
     --> Hey, Murray Hewitt! Are you the Murray Hewitt from Flight of the Conchords, or the Murray Hewitt I know in Wellington, or another Murray Hewitt altogether?
  77. Selwyn Nogood on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> True. But where’s the fun in that?
  78. Maz on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> … If I go by all these comments… I apparently don’t speak like a normal kiwi. I differentiate between woman and women (at least in a sentence I...
  79. MW on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> F* y* was a good response. Just deleting that spam would have probably been even better
  80. Molly on Meticulous Bill Splitting
     --> i’m an immigrant married to a very stingy kiwi and this cracked me up. i tend to subscribe to the view that among friends, there’s no need to be too financially detailed as it will...
  81. Fuk 2011 on Dub and/or Reggae Music
     --> this shit is still doing the rounds and it 2011 ,
  82. Marty Pilott on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> The British pronunciation of ‘women’ is ‘wimmin’. However, short ‘i’ in NZ speech is famously an ‘a’ sound...
  83. Mohamed Ayaia on Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes
     --> Im happy I discovered this site, I couldnt get any knowledge on this subject matter before. Also manage a site and if you are ever interested in a little bit of guest...
  84. mark sibbick on Tattoos
     --> why do idiots that don’t like tattoos look at tattoo sites!!! fuck off and go abuse ya mother ya stupid assholes cause it’s her fault you are moron’s!!!!! sweet tattoo!!!
  85. Gerard on Taniwha-Based Transport Policy
     --> Good to see how racism is still alive and well in New Zealand @ FuckinHoris
  86. jimbob on Tattoos
     --> try-hard wannabe fuckwits with their faggot tats
  87. FuckinHoris on Taniwha-Based Transport Policy
     --> I remember this. What a load of fucking PC bullshit. Funny how these “problems” go away after X-billion dollars of taxpayer money goes to these maori shitfucks.
  88. Harri on The Land Line Telephone
     --> I love this shit. As an expat in NZ, its so great to witness some actual self-irony from kiwis. Great stuff!
  89. Sabelotodo on Winter, what winter?
     --> I have been living in the Mediterranean area for almost 5 years. The summers here are gruelling and like living in an oven but nothing compares to the sun in NZ after 5 minutes you get serious...
  90. Erfan on Scroggin
     --> I am going to buy some scroggin because I have no wife. It’s a bachelors snack.
  91. Ayca on Cheap TV Adverts
     --> “Must End Sunday!”
  92. Rhett Digirolamo on Border Control
     --> There is a serious hot debate these days and a lot of heated up views as to whether or otherwise not to get your ##keyword## . When you understand it? Precisely what factors in case you...
  93. JaHo on Tattoos
     --> Don’t you mean The Walkabout (chain)/ Redback (one off, London). I believe The Outback is a chain in the student heart of NZ and where I spent many of my student days. In Hamilton, NZ. Not London
  94. Kathryn on Dumb News
     --> A few years ago Bob McNeill reporting on the future of the old Mangere Bridge once the new bridge was completed. He finished the story with something along the lines of “some people want the bridge to...
  95. Kathryn on Eftpos
     --> It was definitely Paeroa. They always use them for the pre-election surveys.
  96. Flowsion on Dub and/or Reggae Music
     --> Genius! Check out Jafa Mafia soundsystem. We are a dancehall crew and unfortunatley we dont play kiwi bbq reggae so we hardly get a look in… This blog is so fucekn true
  97. vogelgirl on Vogels Bread
     --> oh and there is a website! http://www.vogelsbread.co.uk/
  98. vogelgirl on Vogels Bread
     --> we have vogel’s in West Yorkshire!!! granted it’s the sunflower and whatsit type, but when you haven’t had vogels in 8 or 10yrs it’s delish!!!
  99. Erwin Alber on Vogels Bread
     --> Goodman Fielder, who produce and market Vogel’s bread, presumably under license from the Vogel people, promote Vogel’s bread with the words: “This loaf has been made from the wonder...