All the shit, from the most favorite, to the shittest, below.

Most Rated

  1. Georgie Pie Nostalgia (39)
  2. Tattoos (31)
  3. Dumb News (23)
  4. Vogels Bread (21)
  5. New Zealand T-Shirts (20)
  6. The Flat White (20)
  7. Jandals (20)
  8. Reckless Driving (19)
  9. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” (18)
  10. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) (17)
  11. Winter, what winter? (17)
  12. Meticulous Bill Splitting (15)
  13. Border Control (14)
  14. Expensive Fashion (14)
  15. Le Country We Love To Hate (14)
  16. Your Shit (14)
  17. The Sausage Sizzle (14)
  18. Hating Auckland (13)
  19. Dub and/or Reggae Music (12)
  20. Eftpos (12)
  21. Manly men & even manlier women (11)
  22. Kiwiana (10)
  23. Putting New Zealand On The Map (9)
  24. Sushi (9)
  25. Public Service Advertising (8)
  26. The Curse of Shortland Street (8)
  27. Cheap TV Adverts (7)
  28. Tomato Sauce (7)
  29. Taking Ourselves Seriously (6)
  30. Choking (6)
  31. Tall Poppy Syndrome (6)
  32. Trade Me (6)
  33. The Land Line Telephone (6)
  34. Bogans (6)
  35. Positive Identity Reinforcement (5)
  36. Cowboy Property Development (5)
  37. The Appearance Of Being Green (5)
  38. Advertorials (5)
  39. Spirulina (3)
  40. Weddings on Beaches (2)
  41. Frequent Weather Reports (2)
  42. Per Capita Statistics (2)
  43. 90s Facial Hair (2)
  44. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes (2)
  45. Disclaimer (2)
  46. Sporting black humour (2)
  47. The Colour Black (1)
  48. Exercise (1)
  49. Results (1)
  50. Protesting (1)

Highest Rated

  1. Positive Identity Reinforcement 10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 510 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  2. Bogans 9 votes, average: 5.00 out of 59 votes, average: 5.00 out of 59 votes, average: 5.00 out of 59 votes, average: 5.00 out of 59 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  3. Vogels Bread 7 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  4. Winter, what winter? 7 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 57 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  5. Le Country We Love To Hate 6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  6. Meticulous Bill Splitting 6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  7. The Sausage Sizzle 6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  8. Frontier Politics 5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 55 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  9. Trade Me 4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  10. The Land Line Telephone 4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 54 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  11. Tomato Sauce 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  12. Advertorials 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  13. Eftpos 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  14. Border Control 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  15. Protesting 3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 53 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  16. Talking About House Prices 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  17. Sporting black humour 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  18. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) 13 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 513 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5 (4.92 out of 5)
  19. The Colour Black 12 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5 (4.92 out of 5)
  20. Weddings on Beaches 6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)
  21. Dumb News 6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)
  22. The Appearance Of Being Green 5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 55 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5 (4.80 out of 5)
  23. Expensive Fashion 4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 54 votes, average: 4.75 out of 54 votes, average: 4.75 out of 54 votes, average: 4.75 out of 54 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5 (4.75 out of 5)
  24. Frequent Weather Reports 24 votes, average: 4.71 out of 524 votes, average: 4.71 out of 524 votes, average: 4.71 out of 524 votes, average: 4.71 out of 524 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5 (4.71 out of 5)
  25. Leaving New Zealand 6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  26. Cheap TV Adverts 6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  27. Tall Poppy Syndrome 3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 53 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  28. Sushi 5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 55 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5 (4.60 out of 5)
  29. Per Capita Statistics 24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 524 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5 (4.54 out of 5)
  30. Manly men & even manlier women 6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  31. Spirulina 6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 56 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  32. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” 4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 54 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  33. Taniwha-Based Transport Policy 2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  34. The Curse of Shortland Street 2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  35. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes 13 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 513 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5 (4.46 out of 5)
  36. Jandals 7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5 (4.43 out of 5)
  37. Hating Auckland 8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5 (4.38 out of 5)
  38. Georgie Pie Nostalgia 32 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 532 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5 (4.34 out of 5)
  39. Kiwiana 11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5 (4.27 out of 5)
  40. Public Service Advertising 12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5 (4.25 out of 5)
  41. Reckless Driving 24 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 524 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5 (3.92 out of 5)
  42. Choking 7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5 (3.86 out of 5)
  43. Putting New Zealand On The Map 6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5 (3.83 out of 5)
  44. Exercise 6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 56 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5 (3.83 out of 5)
  45. The Flat White 17 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 517 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5 (3.76 out of 5)
  46. Tattoos 16 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5 (3.63 out of 5)
  47. Taking Ourselves Seriously 4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5 (3.50 out of 5)
  48. New Zealand T-Shirts 5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5 (3.40 out of 5)
  49. Cowboy Property Development 3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 53 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5 (3.33 out of 5)
  50. 90s Facial Hair 17 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 517 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5 (2.88 out of 5)
  51. Dub and/or Reggae Music 15 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 515 votes, average: 2.87 out of 5 (2.87 out of 5)
  52. Tapas 9 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 59 votes, average: 2.56 out of 5 (2.56 out of 5)

Most Viewed

  1. Tattoos ( 6,438 views)
  2. Jandals ( 4,665 views)
  3. The Flat White ( 3,852 views)
  4. New Zealand T-Shirts ( 3,416 views)
  5. Georgie Pie Nostalgia ( 2,732 views)
  6. Tall Poppy Syndrome ( 2,522 views)
  7. Kiwiana ( 2,436 views)
  8. Winter, what winter? ( 2,269 views)
  9. Vogels Bread ( 2,085 views)
  10. The Curse of Shortland Street ( 2,079 views)
  11. Positive Identity Reinforcement ( 2,014 views)
  12. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) ( 1,965 views)
  13. Hating Auckland ( 1,676 views)
  14. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” ( 1,592 views)
  15. The Sausage Sizzle ( 1,582 views)
  16. Trade Me ( 1,505 views)
  17. Eftpos ( 1,491 views)
  18. Per Capita Statistics ( 1,464 views)
  19. Manly men & even manlier women ( 1,429 views)
  20. Sushi ( 1,425 views)
  21. Le Country We Love To Hate ( 1,305 views)
  22. Meticulous Bill Splitting ( 1,203 views)
  23. Reckless Driving ( 1,182 views)
  24. Border Control ( 1,138 views)
  25. Leaving New Zealand ( 1,137 views)
  26. Dumb News ( 1,062 views)
  27. Putting New Zealand On The Map ( 1,023 views)
  28. The Land Line Telephone ( 1,001 views)
  29. Bogans ( 990 views)
  30. 90s Facial Hair ( 946 views)
  31. The Colour Black ( 927 views)
  32. Tomato Sauce ( 916 views)
  33. Dub and/or Reggae Music ( 906 views)
  34. Taking Ourselves Seriously ( 853 views)
  35. Cheap TV Adverts ( 837 views)
  36. Expensive Fashion ( 803 views)
  37. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes ( 794 views)
  38. Exercise ( 750 views)
  39. Advertorials ( 697 views)
  40. Talking About House Prices ( 684 views)
  41. Taniwha-Based Transport Policy ( 681 views)
  42. The Appearance Of Being Green ( 679 views)
  43. Frequent Weather Reports ( 676 views)
  44. Choking ( 671 views)
  45. Public Service Advertising ( 639 views)
  46. Spirulina ( 629 views)
  47. Weddings on Beaches ( 621 views)
  48. Cowboy Property Development ( 560 views)
  49. Frontier Politics ( 545 views)
  50. Sporting black humour ( 536 views)
  51. Protesting ( 485 views)
  52. Tapas ( 406 views)

Most Rated

  1. Georgie Pie Nostalgia - 32 votes
  2. Frequent Weather Reports - 24 votes
  3. Per Capita Statistics - 24 votes
  4. Reckless Driving - 24 votes
  5. The Flat White - 17 votes
  6. 90s Facial Hair - 17 votes
  7. Tattoos - 16 votes
  8. Dub and/or Reggae Music - 15 votes
  9. Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words) - 13 votes
  10. Correcting Trans-Tasman Nationality Mistakes - 13 votes
  11. The Colour Black - 12 votes
  12. Public Service Advertising - 12 votes
  13. Kiwiana - 11 votes
  14. Positive Identity Reinforcement - 10 votes
  15. Bogans - 9 votes
  16. Tapas - 9 votes
  17. Hating Auckland - 8 votes
  18. Vogels Bread - 7 votes
  19. Winter, what winter? - 7 votes
  20. Jandals - 7 votes
  21. Choking - 7 votes
  22. Le Country We Love To Hate - 6 votes
  23. Meticulous Bill Splitting - 6 votes
  24. The Sausage Sizzle - 6 votes
  25. Weddings on Beaches - 6 votes
  26. Dumb News - 6 votes
  27. Leaving New Zealand - 6 votes
  28. Cheap TV Adverts - 6 votes
  29. Manly men & even manlier women - 6 votes
  30. Spirulina - 6 votes
  31. Putting New Zealand On The Map - 6 votes
  32. Exercise - 6 votes
  33. Frontier Politics - 5 votes
  34. The Appearance Of Being Green - 5 votes
  35. Sushi - 5 votes
  36. New Zealand T-Shirts - 5 votes
  37. Trade Me - 4 votes
  38. The Land Line Telephone - 4 votes
  39. Expensive Fashion - 4 votes
  40. “um”, “you know” and “awesome” - 4 votes
  41. Taking Ourselves Seriously - 4 votes
  42. Tomato Sauce - 3 votes
  43. Advertorials - 3 votes
  44. Eftpos - 3 votes
  45. Border Control - 3 votes
  46. Protesting - 3 votes
  47. Tall Poppy Syndrome - 3 votes
  48. Cowboy Property Development - 3 votes
  49. Taniwha-Based Transport Policy - 2 votes
  50. The Curse of Shortland Street - 2 votes
  51. Talking About House Prices - 1 votes
  52. Sporting black humour - 1 votes

Recent Comments

  1. Claire on Your Shit
     --> I’ve searched this site and I can’t find an explanation for why there is so much marshmallow in everything. Please explain. Oh and while you’re solving life’s mysteries, pray tell, is...
  2. PhilBee, Albany on “um”, “you know” and “awesome”
     --> Like, so, this is totally, um, y’know, awesome?? Like, with an ‘O’?? And an upward inflection?? Like, I’ve compiled a...
  3. Duane Nyhan on Awkwardly Respectful Pronunciation (of non-English Words)
     --> Sick and tired of getting low amounts of useless traffic to your website? Well i want to let you know about a new underground tactic which makes me...
  4. Jodan Lush on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> The reality is that all you jealous losers having to live in the provinces ie out of visual range from the highest man made point in the southern hemisphere (thats sky tower) never waited for...
  5. Physio The Rapist on Bogans
     --> something about a pot, a kettle and some black…..
  6. Loquax on Manly men & even manlier women
     --> Your bearded lady picture is so photoshopped!! Look at her hair-style, and her pristine white shirt – she looks like the kind of lady who would have her beard neatly trimmed,...
  7. Loquax on Meticulous Bill Splitting
     --> I LIKE splitting the bill by what I actually ate, it keeps the gluttons in check. Otherwise you have to judge the group you’re with, and have several menu selections at the ready in case...
  8. Selwyn Nogood on Bogans
     --> I think you might find that this comment is also a piss take. The clue is in the name.
  9. nathan on Bogans
     --> omg your a fucking tool…its a pisstake blog man…see the funny side, like the rest of us do. And if you dont agree with it, fuck off and whinge somewhere else.
  10. Matthew on Meticulous Bill Splitting
     --> Indeed veges are often instigators of the ‘fair’ bill split, as are non-drinkers. And then there’s the vege-non-drinkers… oh that’s right, my partner’s one...
  11. eBay TradeMe on New Zealand T-Shirts
     --> And the label says, “Made in (insert worst fear here)”.
  12. Mark Austin on Trade Me
     --> Selwyn, is Nogood your real name or a witty pseudonym? I have to ask as I have found Kiwis to have very peculiar names generally, except those who arrived in the last 100 years I think. I wondered if...
  13. Robyn on Sushi
     --> Honourable mention must go to St Pierre’s, the Auckland fishmonger chain who started making and selling sushi in the ’90s, complete with a special mild wasabi for the Kiwi palate and lots of greasy...
  14. thomas bell on Vogels Bread
     --> NOTORIOUS IS GAY.
  15. Selwyn Nogood on Dub and/or Reggae Music
     --> Yes. But I said it first.
  16. Dman on Dub and/or Reggae Music
     --> This says more or less the same: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.co m/2009/04/22/125-bob-marley/
  17. mobile marketing on The Land Line Telephone
     --> Oh! really fantastic and great news. Thanks to the people of New Zealand who still live their way of living style and common daily uses things.
  18. KiwiDutchman on Tattoos
     --> Haha these comments are better than the story Don’t get a tattoo unless it’s still gunna mean to you something when it’s faded into a greeny-blue, misshaped, wrinkled mess. If you think...
  19. Eileen on Vogels Bread
     --> Regrettably my family has moved to Burgen. I LOVED Sunflower Seed & Barley, but the Toast bread size is way too much carbohydrate for me as a diabetic – I’d be able to have one slice for...
  20. Doris Day on Your Shit
     --> I always thought Hamilton was “HamilTRON:City of the Future” or did they fail to legally rename it?
  21. Paige Flores on Cowboy Property Development
     --> i played the original SimCity in the 90’s and until now i still play the latest version of SimCity’;*
  22. JIM on Your Shit
     --> I find it hilarious that Kiwis just don’t understand how shit all Kiwiana is
  23. Selwyn Nogood on Tattoos
     --> I wouldn’t dream of it, sorry. Stupid or funny, all comments make for great reading.
  24. Murray Hewitt on Tattoos
     --> Dude you are not too bright. The Outback is a chain of rubbish bars in England if you havent noticed. Its where people like you go to listen to Dave Dobbyn and pretend your back in Hamilton or whatever....
  25. Doris Day on Tattoos
     --> You’re all a bunch of street walking transsexuals. NZ has some of the best street workers and thats something I’m proud to be a part of:)
  26. Bingle on Tattoos
     --> My step-bro has the Speights logo on his back! My bro-in-law has the old Buy NZ Made logo on his back. That one, I can kind of repect.
  27. Selwyn Nogood on Tattoos
     --> I love it when men fight over me.
  28. Andrew on Tattoos
     --> Two years at the Outback? Haha, shows how small minded an ignorant you are, can’t even think outside Aussie. Try 6 years travelling ever continent, now based in London. Strong angry words against a...
  29. Kelly on Tattoos
     --> And what sort of person writes something like that. He must have hit some big nerve. I don’t think NZ misses you Murry. Best thing is people like you leave NZ. Obviously you don’t like your life to...
  30. Eclipse on Tattoos
     --> No I just reckon its retarded that you have to brand yourself with something so cliche, so your from nz so what, no one gives a shit, and I’m a very proud kiwi but I still don’t feel the need to...
  31. Murray Hewitt on Tattoos
     --> Yeah your right on the money. I havent lived in NZ for years because of people like you (see irony bypass comment above). Best decision I ever made was leaving that place. Andrew you reek of the smug...
  32. Andrew on Tattoos
     --> This is obviously from someone who hardly ever leaves NZ or at all. Problem I have with NZ, half of us have travelled the world, other half are ignorant.
  33. Andrew on Tattoos
     --> You obviously haven’t travelled the world or outside NZ/OZ, when you have been around the world and been away for anything from 4 years to 40 it becomes a pride and reminder of where we are from, to wear...
  34. Allison Hill on Spirulina
     --> aspirin is a good anti-inflammatory still in use today. :;”
  35. Selwyn Nogood on Sporting black humour
     --> Yes indeed, well observed. Perhaps that is why TVNZ had all their camera gear stolen? Especially as most of their kit is 20 years out of date.
  36. Jocuteca on Sporting black humour
     --> Hey, don’t you think it’s also kind of ironic that New Zealand is sending a team called the All Whites to the relatively new Rainbow Nation? ;-) A
  37. Selwyn Nogood on Your Shit
     --> As suggested.. thanks for the idea. S http://www.kiwianarama.co.nz/s porting-black-humour/
  38. physio the rapist on Bogans
     --> Actually having just read my reply it’s obvious i don’t belong out west, so i am getting my self evicted as we speak and will move back to the safe eastern suburbs where the boy racers...
  39. physio the rapist on Bogans
     --> having just become a member of the ‘out west’ fraternity, yes we a living there now. i would like to say i have found the above offensive and culturally insensitive. I would like a full...
  40. xxxjamesxxx on Putting New Zealand On The Map
     --> STUFF LIKE THIS MAKES US DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER CUNTRES OR SO THE USA THINK xxxxx :] xxxxx:] xxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  41. jesse on Putting New Zealand On The Map
     --> ooops i mean put not pu
  42. jesse on Putting New Zealand On The Map
     --> I wonder who or what pu us on the map
  43. Selwyn Nogood on The Sausage Sizzle
     --> Want to get money for posting spammy comments all over other people’s blogs? Just remove your balls and mail them, along with a self addressed postage included envelope, to; 1 Fuck You...
  44. mark on Vogels Bread
     --> when times are tough at my flat as undoubtedly they always seem to be there is one constant, crisp toasted vogels with butter and ‘marmite’. i don’t mind the wait because that fat, heavy...
  45. Duncan on Your Shit
     --> Ah yes, very good. There is noting quite like that shared glance (and accompanying huge grin) across the living room as and your flatmates all simultaneously think “holy shit, did they just say...
  46. Selwyn Nogood on Your Shit
     --> Thank you kindly Sir, I feel like I may have touched on the topic, possibly in ‘Putting ourselves on the map’ – but it’s worth closer examination. My all time favorite was when...
  47. Duncan on Your Shit
     --> Very nice work Selwyn. My suggestion is “Hearing ourselves mentioned in offshore television and/or film productions”. Rarely have I seen the kind of euphoric excitement on the faces of compatriots...
  48. Get on Jandals
     --> Hi Lisa, Check out my own jandal brand. Rubbers. It’s brand new and I started it after being very disappointed with NZs jandal offering.
  49. The Truth on Your Shit
     --> I would like some comments on New Zealand music month. :D
  50. The Truth on Expensive Fashion
     --> The shops are quite disappointing. :(
  51. The Truth on Sushi
     --> Polynesians and their KFC imbalanced the fat population count clearly.
  52. karim on The Flat White
     --> please tell whats the cost and breakup of(milk/sugar/coffebeans)in grams or ml of coffee to make 50 cups of flat white.thus i can know my cost of sales
  53. gerry on Jandals
     --> just letting you know that the url address for the post you referenced has changed slightly it’s now http://www.keepinitkiwi.co.nz/ blog/jandals-vs-high-heels-%E2 %80%93-shocking-discovery/
  54. Matthew on Positive Identity Reinforcement
     --> Heh. On the flipside, 99.6% of people outside New Zealand (out of those who’ve actually heard of the place) will respond to you saying you’re a kiwi with ‘Oh...
  55. Francesca Betzer on The Land Line Telephone
     --> I came to this site by looking on Yahoo. I have found it quite interesting. Thanks for writing about this. I will have to come back here again!
  56. Gerard Isita on New Zealand T-Shirts
     --> damn good advice and sharing,I will buy one this nice shirt for me .thanks
  57. gerry on Jandals
     --> hey, thanks for referencing my blog. I think Kiwianarama is a choice site too by the way.
  58. Gravey on Vogels Bread
     --> I love Vogels – but their Sunflower and Barley is the best. However, Vogels have made one big mistake. They have discontinued their sandwich sliced bread in their variant loafs. Burgen just...
  59. elliot on Vogels Bread
     --> vogels makes me spew, once you live in europe (like all kiwis) and eat real bread, vogels tastes like a science experiment. Still the euro style breads we get are unfairly mega overpriced, they should come...
  60. elliot on New Zealand T-Shirts
     --> Got to agree, the nz t-shirt is famous. most kiwi’s even if they dont wear one prob have one. What i don;’t like is the two mash-ups mainstream brands form overseas try and do....
  61. Bobsgotbignuts on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Golden shower
  62. Vanessa on Your Shit
     --> You my friend are a funny, funny, man. Thanks for the laughs!
  63. Grisel Polito on The Appearance Of Being Green
     --> Really enjoy this opinion. Maybe plastic landscaping source can guide someone out there.
  64. Ella Robinson on The Sausage Sizzle
     --> A few workers in our area got Salmonella poisoning. It is a good thing that they did not die and they have fully recovered. |
  65. Victoria No Principal on The Curse of Shortland Street
     --> I’ve probably ever only seen one full episode of Shortland Street. ………I never worked again.
  66. lol123 on The Curse of Shortland Street
     --> Are you actually retarded, how can you say Temuera Morrison does not have a successful career. Ask anybody in the world who Martin Henderson or Temuera Morrison was and more people would...
  67. Lisa on Jandals
     --> Hey, I really need more info about this safety jandels!! I think Jandals are very interesting, but I need some information about maybe special Jandals just for work, like special models. What kind of brands are...
  68. Teressa Bline on Bogans
     --> hey I like this post. I found it from doing a google search. Ive been looking for this sort of thing for a while. This info will come in handy to me. I will check back soon to search the rest of your...
  69. Martin on Meticulous Bill Splitting
     --> Meticulous bill splitting is also extremely Swedish. Of course the restaurants don’t like it, and many have signs indicating “one bill per table please”. If you go out with a...
  70. Ham on Tattoos
     --> Haha me too! Good luck
  71. AnnaMae on Tall Poppy Syndrome
     --> This attitude is very broad and ingrained in NZ society across the board. You just do as you’re told and don’t ask questions. People are not trained to analyze things here. This is very...
  72. Scooter on Le Country We Love To Hate
     --> “My point remains that a state shouldn’t meddle in another state’s business.” What, like the French meddling in the affairs of the Kanak people? Or blowing up Polynesian...
  73. Guy on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Ah, the logic is a little flawed there. Obama maybe?
  74. Warren on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Halal pies, you might make money out of that idea in Iran or a country similar. Trouble is Osama and is mob may hide explosives in them and set them off just as their enemy is about to take a bite!
  75. Guy on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> A fatwah on McDonalds might though. Halal pies?
  76. Warren on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Well there is nothing wrong with junk food in moderation. We have it once a fortnight, sometimes less. No I’m not a Muslim and I have a good friend who is one. I feel sorry for the...
  77. Southern Baptist on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> I’m just high on the love of our lord, Jesus Christ. You should be too, son. He loves even reprobates like you. Unless, that is, you are a Mooslem.
  78. Warren on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> A few weeks ago I had someone who tried to tell me how to live my life without knowing the facts, and they were dead serious. As for the panties, I prefer going without them and just wearing...
  79. Been Benuane on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Um… Warren. Calm down bud! this blog is supposed to be in good humour, I was only joking. Remember the date. Unbunch yer panties bud, you’re making yourself look really insecure.
  80. Warren on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> If I send u my address can u send me some of ur drugs??? Sounds like ur on the strong ones.
  81. Warren on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> For your info our family does have a healthy nutritious meal every night. If you read the post correctly we have a takeaway meal ONCE A FORTNIGHT! You should be getting up the people that are...
  82. Warren on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> What drugs were you on when you wrote this???? Can I have some?
  83. Guy on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Take it back… TAKE IT BACK! oh wait, this is an april fool’s right. nice one.
  84. Been Benuane on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Why don’t you stop with fast-food altogether and learn how to cook from scratch instead?
  85. Bonus bwin on Eftpos
     --> Seasons greetings to all of you and best wishes for the coming year 2010. Great way to explain it. Can’t say more than to appreciate what you are penned down. can you show how to grab your rss feed? I...
  86. Warren on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> Wendy’s Old Fashioned Burgers are to open another 20 shops around NZ over the next few years. I’ll be heading there for my fortnightly feast instead of MD’s. If there business...
  87. Bill Jenkins on Weddings on Beaches
     --> Thanks for this excellent blog.
  88. AL Turner on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> I used to love smashing through a few GP mince pies then topping it off with apple pie with cream (was the cream real or fake? I cant remember.) Probably one of the reasons why I’m so...
  89. Irene Richards on Georgie Pie Nostalgia
     --> That is an awesome question that you left us guessing with at the end…..BUT! for those who hung out with stoners and were in the prime of their life was it really all about being...
  90. Ingolfson on The Appearance Of Being Green
     --> As an immigrant, that was really driven home to me when my hobby club burned tons of trash (including old refrigerators!) in a big hole out back from the hut. Oh, and the fact that...
  91. Ingolfson on Hating Auckland
     --> I’m an immigrant to Auckland from overseas, who has never doubted his choice, and I still found this absolutely hilarious!
  92. Selwyn Nogood on Vogels Bread
     --> Clearly you have never used it to insulate your floor boards?
  93. AL Turner on Vogels Bread
     --> Vogels is totally overrated. I must be the worst Kiwi in NZ :)
  94. Selwyn Nogood on The Flat White
     --> Touché, darling. You may also be interested in my piece on ‘Taking ourselves seriously‘.
  95. David on The Flat White
     --> So yes NZers like their coffee – but in my experience they’re not as homophobic as this article. Get over yourself
  96. Nigel on Border Control
     --> The departure tax is, of course a payment for the priveledge of using the Airport, but has been hijacked by governments as a form of stealth tax. I don’t mind so much the hoo-hah getting into the...
  97. Katie Alvord on Expensive Fashion
     --> superior good, this article justifies nothing hahaha merely joking :P nice posting
  98. overdub on The Land Line Telephone
     --> this is a great website, NZ? i love it here, its choice and its home, but we can be dorks and Im glad someone is making us laugh at ourselves, a person from canada i know put me onto this...
  99. overdub on Dub and/or Reggae Music
     --> fck yeah, Im sick of it, i tried to go to every “summer festival” “pohutukawa festival” “scallop festival” “summer fete” etc etc etc that we get...