Comments on: Manly men & even manlier women

By: Loquax

Loquax — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:16:32 +0000

Your bearded lady picture is so photoshopped!! Look at her hair-style, and her pristine white shirt – she looks like the kind of lady who would have her beard neatly trimmed, not wild like that! That’s an old man beard. Must do better.

By: Max

Max — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:56:47 +0000

Hmmm. Sounds like I should move to NZ sooner rather than later ! I’ve always liked women as you describe them. Always bummed at the overabundance of “feminine” women here in The Deep South that like to pretend that they don’t fart, eat or walk much less break a sweat. What a nice change active natural women will be. So … I’ll trade ya!

By: KiwigirlUK

KiwigirlUK — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:08:22 +0000

You may wish to rethink the importation; while they’re pretty to look at, unless you’re Graeme Hart, you won’t be able to afford her. Eastern European women work for ‘pin money’, not to cover the mortgage – thats what men are for!

By: Selwyn Nogood

Selwyn Nogood — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:47:54 +0000

Certainly explains why the uniforms have been getting tighter. How ‘wind-resistant’ does 112kg man need to be?

By: Chloe

Chloe — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:03:02 +0000

“Rubgy was hastily introduced, and though it was an instant hit, tempering many a repressed physical urge, it wasn’t enough”

And this must be why rugby looks so homoerotic from a non-fan perspective.

By: Cristal

Cristal — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:30:39 +0000

We got the vote a hundred years ago sfw? We have to tolerate another hundred years of bullshit for mowing the lawn? If metrosexual kiwi guy wasn’t such a lazy asshole, I wouldn’t have to mow my lawn. Sad, perhaps, but true. I never ever wanted to mow lawns. I never ever wanted a pony either. Quite where that leaves us, I don’t have a bloody clue. UK anyone?

By: truekiwijoker

truekiwijoker — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:43:56 +0000

Sadly that ‘look’ is anything BUT attractive…

By: Hank Handy

Hank Handy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:12:32 +0000

A lot of Kiwi women seem to go for that ‘attractive, but hard’ look, epitomised by Sara Tetro (NZ’s Next Top Model) or Sascha McNeil (3 News).

Dark, cropped hair. Black, or muted toned, clothing. Angular, almost muscular. Fierce in the boardroom, but not shy of mowing the lawn either.

It’s a look that says “I’ve made it in the world of business, but I haven’t forgotten my student radio roots”.

By: Selwyn Nogood

Selwyn Nogood — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:50:17 +0000

**This would avoid having to devise a gender test through some embarrasing inspection method**

“Now, cough..”

By: Truekiwijoker

Truekiwijoker — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:57:57 +0000

“offering free passage and board to New Zealand for young, childless, unmarried and generally unloved women. And though one might speculate about the quality of candidate this campaign appealed to”

I never thought of this as an explanation for the horridness and non-femininity of ‘Keyway chucks’. But it makes sense.

I’ve long advocated aliviating the nursing and primary teacher shortages by importing young women from Hungary, Slovakia, Poland and the Czech republic. Just to inject some needed femininity into NZ society.
With this competition raising the bar the women of NZ will have no choice but to change their ways.