Want to know what really makes Kiwis tick? ‘Kiwianarama’ aims to be the definitive almanac on all the shit that New Zealanders are really into, a veritable listopedia of modern Kiwi interests, hobbies, and national characteristics.

It is such a shame, then, that we don’t even come close to this aim. However, in the absence of anyone else stupid enough to bother, this will have to do. At least there are no Buzzy Bees or portraits of Selwyn Toogood.

If you have something to say about the content, complain to your friends. If you don’t have any friends – which is likely, given you are the sort of loser who has time to read the ‘About’ pages on an obscure website – and insist on complaining to us, or if you simply want to suggest some shit we’ve left out, write us at editor@kiwianarama.co.nz.

Just don’t expect us to enter into any intelligent debate, or shit like that.